You know that scene. The gym. The sword. The man who trained for 18 months and ended up looking like someone carved him out of a mountain. Now imagine him, in that gym, wearing this shirt. A tiny kitten. A Victorian teacup. ALPHA MALE in letters that have seen some things.
That's the energy.
This shirt is for the person who's absolutely massive but cries at nature documentaries. Who could benchpress a small car but prefers chamomile. Who contains multitudes. Muscular multitudes.
Perfect gift for that guy in your life who takes both protein shakes and self-care seriously. Or just send it anonymously. He'll know.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece 
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Made to order. The kitten has the power.

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!