You know that scene. The gym. The sword. The man who trained for 18 months and ended up looking like someone carved him out of a mountain. Now imagine him, in that gym, wearing this shirt. A tiny kitten. A Victorian teacup. ALPHA MALE in letters that have seen some things.
That's the energy.
This shirt is for the person who's absolutely massive but cries at nature documentaries. Who could benchpress a small car but prefers chamomile. Who contains multitudes. Muscular multitudes.
Perfect gift for that guy in your life who takes both protein shakes and self-care seriously. Or just send it anonymously. He'll know.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Made to order. Worth the wait. The kitten, however, cannot be negotiated with.

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!