Stand up for what really matters this St. Patrick's Day.

Look, we're not here to start any trouble. We're just saying that while everyone else is chugging green-dyed light beer out of a plastic cup and pretending to have Irish heritage because their great-great-grandmother once owned a potato... some of us have standards.

Dark beers built civilizations. Stouts kept the poets writing. Porters carried entire economies on their backs. And yet, every March 17th, they get passed over for something that looks like a highlighter exploded in a Solo cup.

Not on your watch.

This shirt is a statement. A movement. A sacred oath sworn between you, a proper pint of Guinness, and whoever's brave enough to ask you about your shirt at the bar.
Wear it proudly. Drink accordingly. 

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!